Week in Review - Sept 6

So what have our favorite stars been doing? Here's a quick recap of the week of September 6th...Kristin Cavallari taped The Hills on a beach in Malibu Thursday Stephanie Pratt went kayaking with her "Hills" costars in Malibu Thursday. Lauren Conrad attended a Maybelline New York book launch in West Hollywood WednesdayThe newly named King Spencer Pratt donned a crown with wife Heidi Montag in Hollywood Wednesday. (he also bragged abou this SAT score: Spencer: 760 math, 730 verbal)Audrina Patridge threw out the first pitch at an L.A. Dodgers game Monday.

John Mayer & Kristin?!

John Mayer really wants to stress that he hasn't hooked up with Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari. He's been attempting to bash the internet gossip through his twitter posts: "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis." He then added, "I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together." He then continuted with " My Manilli has never slam danced with her Vanilli." Finally, he concluded by tweeting, "I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James." Hmm, I wonder if we should believe him?!

The Next BRAD PITT!

Spencer wants to be the next "Brad Pitt"! In his new book, How to Be Famous, the reality star discusses his desire to be like the Inglourious Basterds actor. How Pitt handled his 2005 divorce from Jennifer Aniston amidst an affair with Angelina Jolie. "There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy," Pratt writes. "We salute you, Mr. Pitt!" In the tome -- which is being published by Grand Central Publishing and hits bookshelves in November -- Pratt opens up about his eagerness to be the bad guy. "If I weren't me, I'd hate me," he adds. "When you're the villain, you don't have to worry about how your enemy feels." Case in point: He bragged that he couldn't have cared less that he was blamed for leak of nemesis Lauren Conrad's alleged sex tape. He even said he made a point of telling every blog that the tape -- which he claims was "beyond boring" -- existed.

Best Outfit?

Kristin dazzled in Gryphon at Dusk nightclub in Atlantic City, NJ. Eliza Dushku dressed up for Comic-Con in San Diego. Which do you like better?

Audrina wore Stella McCartney’s jumpsuit in West Hollywood. Eva Longoria Parker breezed through the airport in Nice, France. My vote is for Eva!

Senior Pic

Check out Audrina in her senior year photo! Nice hair!

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

That's right, divorce! That is IF Heidi were to get pregnant! Spencer said that if Heidi gets pregnant, "I told her there's a divorce or adoption. If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce." He said, "I'm a baby. I'm not prepared. And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn." That is probably VERY true!

Heidi is having the "baby bug" though. Spencer said Heidi is, "trying to have a baby like it's going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons" and she is read for kids.

So what does Heidi have to say? "I think I was born ready. I'm very maternal. I'm very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [He feels] not quite the same, but maybe he just doesn't know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I'll have a surprise for him." Oh my...

King Spencer Pratt

Spencer has decided to legally change his name to KING SPENCER PRATT! Are you kidding me?! He said, "I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role." He also feels that Heidi deserves a title as well. In a recent interview with The Hills: The After Show, he called her "the new, modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson," who was famously known as the King of Pop."Michael Jackson's in heaven," he said. "The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit." WOW!