L.A. Candy - Chapter 1

For my birthday a friend got me Lauren's New York Times Best Selling book, L.A. Candy and I am pumped to read it! I actually jumped up and down when I got the book. I think I will do updates for you about some of the chapters, so get excited! What I learned in Chapter 1 is that this is a teen book and Lauren used "WTF" on the second or third page, that is a little crazy to me. But I did learn a lesson in the first chapter, "Always look on the closet floor." So if you lose something, be sure to check there first! I am looking forward to reading, and don't worry, I'll keep you all posted!

Tuesday, Sept. 29, at 10 p.m. CST

That right, the premier of Season 6 of The Hills has FINALLY been set! Set those tivos now for lots of drama thanks to Kristin Cavallari!!!

Kristin hinted that "There's going to be a little feud between Audrina [Patridge] and me over Justin [Bobby], a little love triangle. I like to have fun with it and play everything up. I mean, you've got to keep it interesting." Glad she knows that the show is "not scripted."

Best Night of My Life!

Heidi wrote on Twitter Monday after performing at the Miss Universe Compeition, "Last night was one of the best nights of my life!!!! I had so much fun! My first performance. Thank you God!" She also compared her "career" to that of Britney Spears..."I grew up watching Britney Spears. That's someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise," Heidi said. "I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I'm ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go." I guess she is looking forward to having two kids and then getting a divorce...

Responses to Heidi's Dance...

"I was really impressed," the Kristin Cavallari told Usmagazine.com at a Nylon magazine party in West Hollywood Monday night. "It reminded me of Britney Spears at the VMAs -- whatever year that was -- when she ripped off her suit and was, like, nude with sparkles. She kind of looked like that."

So You Think You Can Dance

Check out Heidi's performance on the Miss Universe competition this weekend!!!

Golfing

Here's a pic of how Stephanie Pratt spent her summer...golfing! Pretty sure that isn't good form!

Body Upgrade

Heidi told Playboy, "The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn't show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades." A few more upgrades?! Seriously?! I think Heidi looks great and I cannot imagine what kind of "upgrades" she will be getting. But after the orgasm post, maybe she has to get some "upgrades" down there or something...


"I'm definitely not done with my surgical quest," she goes on, adding that she'd like "to go bigger on my boobs" for Spencer! Seriously?!


Spencer says he hung up poster-sized photos of the nude outtakes on his bathroom wall. "Now when I'm peeing, I get to see a 10-foot naked photo of of my wife," he says. But I thought there weren't any nude pictures taken?!


Heidi also admits she hasn't told her dad about her pictorial because she comes from such a strict Christian family. "They're a little behind the times where he lives in Colorado, but he'll find out eventually," she says.

Orgasmic

In September's Playboy Heidi tells how much she loves sex. The interviewer was Spencer himself, so I bet he doctored her quotes. Here's what is says, “You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer. I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day."

They even have sex in crazy places! This past New Year's Eve on a private plane. Heidi calls it "the best experience I’ve ever had in my entire life. I feel sorry for couples who aren’t as sexually satisfied as we are!"

But Heidi says she'll never film their conquests and said, "I’ve never watched porn in my life. I'm not going to start making it."(incidentally, Spencer claims once again that a Lauren Conrad sex tape "exists," despite previous denials).

Lauren wants to be a Millionaire!

Incase you missed Lauren on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire last night, here she is!

Jason Arrested

So it looks like Lauren has something else to be excited about...NOT being with Jason! Last week Jason was throwing his shoes into the bar after being thrown out of a club. Jason also allegedly threw a punch. This isn't good for a guy who only had 11 days left on his probation from a 2007 incident. The cops arrested Jason this time for battery and public intoxication.

America's Next Top Model

Lauren Conrad has been chosen as one of the guest judges for America's Next Top Model this season! Way to go Lauren! I can't wait to see what Tyra does...

(kim kardashian is also slated to be a guest judge)

Teen Choice Awards

Audrina looked a little busty at the teen choice awards this weekend...

Playboy!

The Playboy magazine cover of Heidi has been revealed! Heidi and Spencer brought it out on Thursday's G.I. Joe Premiere in LA. Heidi is wearing a tiny white bikini with the Playboy bunny emblem on her torso. Holly told press that they won't see Heidi naked, so I guess people really do buy the magazine for the articles?!

Bargain Shopper

Lo Bosworth steps out in a floral dress, suede pumps, blue clutch and jeweled bracelet for a night out in Hollywood with her Hills costars. Which piece is under $100?

Besties!

Lauren and Lo were out shopping recently. I sure hope they were shopping for a new shirt for Lo (are those bunnies on her shirt)?!

Pregnant?!

Heidi and Spencer were out shopping for paparazzi recently at Kitson for Kids. Looks like they were trying to stir some baby rumors and get them some camera time. Not sure these two are ready for a little "speidi"...