Orgasmic

In September's Playboy Heidi tells how much she loves sex. The interviewer was Spencer himself, so I bet he doctored her quotes. Here's what is says, “You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer. I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day."

They even have sex in crazy places! This past New Year's Eve on a private plane. Heidi calls it "the best experience I’ve ever had in my entire life. I feel sorry for couples who aren’t as sexually satisfied as we are!"

But Heidi says she'll never film their conquests and said, "I’ve never watched porn in my life. I'm not going to start making it."(incidentally, Spencer claims once again that a Lauren Conrad sex tape "exists," despite previous denials).